| ROUND-UP | Jersey City $1 Oyster Happy Hours

I should have learned my oyster lesson three years ago, when my Love and I consumed somewhere between 30-40 of them in Paris after an evening out at Crazy Horse, followed by dinner and a smooch (or two) under the Eiffel Tower. That's basically maximum romance in my world, and that level of sexiness resulted in an unexpected World's Cutest Human en route (I was on birth control, haters! There is no birth control that is a match for burlesque in Paris + Eiffel Tower + oysters. Consider yourself warned). But I didn't learn my lesson. She's pretty awesome and I still can't get enough oysters.

Which makes yet another reason why Jersey City is my jam (or to get @StarvingJerseyCity's new hashtag trending, that's why #JCisMyCity), Because this summer means $1 oyster happy hour specials all over the place. Union Republic is really holding it down for us, with a weekday (read: daily!) special, plus dullboy and Hamilton Inn adding their aphrodisiac magic into the mix.

It's like you guys want me to get pregnant again, or something. Stop it. No, don't. Keep those sexy shellfish coming. Que sera, sera.

What day is it today? Is it a week day during happy hour? Then scroll down to find your option. Oysters are waiting for you somewhere in Jersey City right now.


MONDAY

Dullboy (Map // Site // Twitter // Facebook // Instagram) $1 bluepoint oysters all night long (because they really, really love us)

Union Republic (Map // Site // Twitter // Facebook // Instagram) $1 oysters from 4-7 PM


TUESDAY

Photo courtesy of unionrepublic.com
Photo courtesy of unionrepublic.com

Union Republic (Map // Site // Twitter // Facebook // Instagram) $1 oysters from 4-7 PM


WEDNESDAY

Photo courtesy of the Hamilton Inn's Facebook page
Photo courtesy of the Hamilton Inn's Facebook page

The Hamilton Inn (Map // Site // Twitter // Facebook // Instagram)$1 East Coast oysters from 4-11 PM (Note that this special is accompanied by half-priced cocktails for the same duration!)

Union Republic (Map // Site // Twitter // Facebook // Instagram) $1 oysters beginning at 4 PM (on Wednesdays, they also have $5 beers and live bluegrass music starting at 8 PM, and the sexy shellfish party continues right through the evening. It's pretty much the best.)


THURSDAY

Photo courtesy of Union Republic's Facebook page
Photo courtesy of Union Republic's Facebook page

Union Republic (Map // Site // Twitter // Facebook // Instagram) $1 oysters from 4-7 PM


FRIDAY

Photo courtesy of Union Republic's Facebook page
Photo courtesy of Union Republic's Facebook page

Union Republic (Map // Site // Twitter // Facebook // Instagram) $1 oysters from 4-7 PM

So, have at it! We'll tweet up with all of our Jersey City oyster babies about 10 months from now. See you there!

But, as importantly, who did I miss? Who else is dealing oysters in Jersey City this summer?