| ROUND-UP | Jersey City $1 Oyster Happy Hours
I should have learned my oyster lesson three years ago, when my Love and I consumed somewhere between 30-40 of them in Paris after an evening out at Crazy Horse, followed by dinner and a smooch (or two) under the Eiffel Tower. That's basically maximum romance in my world, and that level of sexiness resulted in an unexpected World's Cutest Human en route (I was on birth control, haters! There is no birth control that is a match for burlesque in Paris + Eiffel Tower + oysters. Consider yourself warned). But I didn't learn my lesson. She's pretty awesome and I still can't get enough oysters.
Which makes yet another reason why Jersey City is my jam (or to get @StarvingJerseyCity's new hashtag trending, that's why #JCisMyCity), Because this summer means $1 oyster happy hour specials all over the place. Union Republic is really holding it down for us, with a weekday (read: daily!) special, plus dullboy and Hamilton Inn adding their aphrodisiac magic into the mix.
It's like you guys want me to get pregnant again, or something. Stop it. No, don't. Keep those sexy shellfish coming. Que sera, sera.
What day is it today? Is it a week day during happy hour? Then scroll down to find your option. Oysters are waiting for you somewhere in Jersey City right now.
Union Republic (Map // Site // Twitter // Facebook // Instagram) $1 oysters beginning at 4 PM (on Wednesdays, they also have $5 beers and live bluegrass music starting at 8 PM, and the sexy shellfish party continues right through the evening. It's pretty much the best.)